Spread the lie.
People are always complaining about how the government lies to them. So I started thinking, why does the government get all of the fun? We can spread a lie and help people at the same time. Are ya ready? Help me out with this one.
"Did you know, every time you use your turn signal you burn 8 calories!"
It'll totally work. Trust me. I think I'll start with tee shirts. Maybe move on to a billboard. Who knows? Get one of those banners drug behind a plane to fly around the city! Lets get this one out there and make the world a better place.
posted by H1 @ 8:45 PM
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Are you sure?!?! 'Cause I think left turns are easier to make than right turns, so it follows that signalling a left turn would use fewer calories, say, only 6, as opposed to the 8 calories burned when signalling a right turn? What say you?
Is that why cops are fat? Cuz we don't use turn signals. (Find a cop that does...thats the challenge!)
I'd totally buy the T-shirt!!!
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