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Friday, September 25, 2009

"My Ex-Boyfriend just kicked in the front door."



I have so many problems with this commercial I don't even know where to begin. So lets start here.

Although it is raining, she doesn't recognize her ex's SUV? Especially after they just pulled up behind him. It wasn't like he was ducking down. He just sat there watching them. The new boyfriend didn't notice some dude sitting in the car in front of his old lady's house?

Then the dude walks back to the car, once again not noticing some dude sitting in front of her house and speeds off. (Like she wouldn't have invited him in, at least long enough to let the rain die down. Maybe the date sucked.)

After the new boyfriend leaves, the ex walks up and kicks in the front door. The loud ass alarm does not phase him, but the telephone ringing does? Then he takes off. Um hello? She knows who you are. If he was angry enough to kick the door in without even a mask on he would have killed her long before anyone could show up. What can they do in that situation, sit on the line and listen to her get murdered?

I'm just not buying it. But fear is good marketing. Heads up though ladies, if your psycho ex boyfriend is crazy enough to park in front of your house waiting for you to return from a date, and then kicks your door in, don't expect the phone ringing to scare him away. It's not gonna happen.

4 Comments:

At 8:52 PM, Blogger Stalker v1.5 said...

You cross a lie when you kick in a door that you don't get to come back from. To hell with Broadview, get a dog.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger Patti said...

I'd use a taser/mace combo. Guns work well too.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Louisiana Rose said...

BUT...you get the second keypad installed free.....

 
At 10:42 AM, Anonymous Major Dad said...

14" 12 guage shotgun with #4 shot with the plug pulled out. no aiming, no problems, just the mess to clean up later!!

 

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